he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm just crazy horny about you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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