is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Shame - the story of my life.
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