If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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