no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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