no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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