Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How does one acquire holy water?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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