Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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