the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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