shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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