So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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