i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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