perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
where am i from again
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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