I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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