i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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