fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Houston, we have a blender
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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