Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
40s are totally the cure
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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