After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't think brook has ever known best
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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