That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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