of course. lets lasso hookers.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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