I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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