how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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