i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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