It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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