it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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