i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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