the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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