I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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