Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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