she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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