It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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