They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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