So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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