So drunk its hurt
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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