WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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