If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
