Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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