So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
