I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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