I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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