Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
