She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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