I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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