Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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