this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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