Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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