Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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