hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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