Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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