im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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