i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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