i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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