quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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