As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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