I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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