Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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