is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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