I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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