yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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